We've Moved!

The Kalm has a new website over at http://thekalm.com

Be warned that the site may still be under constuction. So update your links and keep checking back with us for registration information.

Kalm Admins

Past BFG Scenarios

We've posted last years BFG scenarios that were used in the Big Waaagh. Check the "Past Missions" section at the top and download the zip file that contains all the scenarios.

BFG Tournament

The night before the Battle starts on the ground the fleets have to seize control of the space above. Friday, February 27th the Kalm Before the Waaagh will host a three round BFG tournament from 6 p.m. until midnight in the conference room of the Comfort Suites Inn. (i.e. the hotel where we are staying.) Fleets will consist of 1000 points each round will be two hours in duration.

So blow the dust off that BFG fleet and come join in! And if you don’t know how to play BFG but have been interested at least watch. We cannot think of a better way to start off a great weekend of nerding than with a little BFG!

And if you don’t know anything about BFG its pretty much like this.

Dale Oser's Krewe of Bachus

In the spirt of the Kalm Before the Waaagh Dale Oser of Mandeville, LA is painting a spacemarine army whose primarch is Bachus, the greek god of wine and celebration. We are playing 40K in a bar after all.

Straight from the bars on Bourbon Street and Mardi Gras comes the Krewe of Bachus and the Grapes of Wrath. Due to the tremendous amounts of wine ingested and stains on the armor, the army has chosen purple as their main color. Painted Purple, Gold and Green in the official colors of Mardi Gras, the space marines will take on all comers. The only thing missing is the bare chested wenches that can be seen from the floats…ehhhh, rhinos and razorbacks…more wine please.





Dale’s marines have seen the elephant and, in New Orleans style, cooked and ate it. The Krewe of Bachus is looking forward to battle on the field of felt. When you see Dale at the Kalm make sure to introduce yourself to him as only a guy who would be fun to play would theme an army like this.

Friday Night BFG!

The night before the Battle starts on the ground the fleets have to seize control of the space above. Friday, February 27th the Kalm Before the Waaagh will host a three round BFG tournament from 6 p.m. until midnight (location to be announced). If you wish to register for this event, or did register and your name is not on the list, use the “contact da boss” button above and let us know.

BFG Participants
(1) Rick Vise
(2) Lawrence Binek
(3) Matt Mobley
(4) David Reid
(5) Micha Marvelousous
(6) AL Gleason
(7) Ronnie Hugh
(8) Mark Worley
(9) Matt Rogers
(10) Jason Sperka
(11) Jason Brooks

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